There’s holes in the poles
And the seas are rising
Incredible it seems
But we’re maximizing
Our chances to go down
Sit down relax and watch us drown
Are ready for the show
Don’t tell me that you didn’t know
You’ve seen the previews
Preliminary reviews
The ‘making of’
And now it’s taking off
Do you like this episode
Is it as good as we promote
Wait until you see next season
You’ll be thrilled and with good reason
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
Even more than Al Gore
Could predict is in store
Even more than before
Will be delivered at your door
Full screen presentation
Goes beyond imagination
All the special effects
Dramatic realistic acts
And you don’t have to go
Behind the scenes
To find out what
This really means
Yes we are the actors
And most important factors
To interview the cast and crew
You have to turn to me and you
You don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
-Bridge 1-
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
Yes, all rights reserved
By humankind
Who else could have been
So out of his mind
We deserve our Oscars
And a shiny golden globe
But don’t we also deserve
A little bit of hope
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
-Bridge 2-
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
I don’t care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway
I don’t care what the critics say...